Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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