Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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