have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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