batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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