i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
