If that was your dad, he is hot
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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