Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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