No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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