She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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