seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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