the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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