Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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