That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
