you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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