Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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