You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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