Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
