they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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