The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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