I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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