shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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