ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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