Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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