His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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