Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He passed out mid-signature
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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