i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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