if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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