Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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