You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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