I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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