saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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