I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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