Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I could have mohawked her pubes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
