Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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