Jerry, you need to find god
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I am naked and annoyed.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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