It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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