You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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