i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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