I swear she didn't look like that last week.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Oh Jesus.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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