The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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