im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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