I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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