The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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