Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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