rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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