My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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