Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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