So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
