I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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