hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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