What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just forgot I was standing up.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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